Games that take forever on purpose.

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Semicolon Inspector

One missing semicolon. 187,421 lines, taped to the office walls.

terminal · @terminaldotshop

Walk the printout. Click the line. Posted 24 Aug 2026

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Gold Block

One gold block. Over five million dirt cubes in the way.

Matt · @mattmerrick16

Shovel. WASD. A counter that does not hurry.

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NYC Hide and Seek

Find your friend among 8.5 million New Yorkers. He texts hints.

Kevin Ngo · @kevin_t_ngo

Three.js · AI texts · posted 25 Aug 2026

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Needle in a Haystack

Find one needle. The hay does not help.

Nas · @NasNakarus

5,000,000 pieces of hay · 1 needle · Steam page forthcoming

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Separate the Wheat from the Chaff

Not a metaphor. Every piece. All of them.

SaturaDev · @saturadev

10,000,000 pieces · sort every single one · Steam page coming

CAUTION WET PAINT

Watch paint dry. Touch too soon and you start over.

Seedborne

2–5 hours of actual drying · launched 15 Jul 2026

Watching Paint Dry

An existential idle: a wall, a magnifying glass, and Focus.

tintwotin

Day/night cycle · coffee · torch · no rush

Never Sort By Color

First-person brick mountain. Magnet glove. One rule in the title.

Bryan Livingston · @IndieGameJoe

100,000+ generic bricks · Steam planned 10 Nov 2026

The Sorting Bureau

A Tokyo workshop. Boxes of clutter. No timer, no score.

Mariia Skokova, Dmitrii Zaitsev · Apelsinka Games

Launched 21 Aug 2026

Box Corp

Package-inspection factory. Incinerate the wrong ones. Or the right ones, if you must.

builds.games

Physics sorting by size, weight, magnetism

Totally Safe Box Sorting Factory

Jam-built sorting with a habit of exploding.

stephanedurette

Brackeys Game Jam 2025 · 13 levels

Paint Drying Simulator

Pico-8’s first paint-drying simulator. (They think.)

EayKoto

6 hours of gameplay · awards: none yet

A (Not so Boring) Game About Watching Paint Dry

First day on the job. The job is the title.

IgnCloudi

Browser itch · tools you probably do not need

Recyclic

Menial work on a recycling line. The plant does not care how you feel about it.

Shellscrape Games

Steam · Dec 2025

Gazillion Boxes

A demon’s exam: smash 9,999 boxes. Automation is the only mercy.

filgreen3

GMTK Game Jam 2026

One Million Checkboxes

A million boxes. Everyone else’s too. Then it set.

Nolen Royalty · @itseieio

Original site sunset Jul 2024 · the URL still stands as the epitaph

One Million Chessboards

The same joke, with knights. Shared pieces across a million boards.

Nolen Royalty · @itseieio

Live web toy

Hold The Button

You hold a button. That is the design document.

frustrated.io

Browser endurance

Desert Bus

Eight real hours of Tucson–Vegas. One point if you arrive.

Penn & Teller, 1995 (unreleased compilation).

Classics of the form · ancestors, not this week’s virals. Cited because the new ones are standing on them.

Progress Quest

Eric Fredricksen, 2002. An RPG that plays itself. You may watch.

Eric Fredricksen

Getting Over It

Bennett Foddy, 2017. A hammer, a pot, and the mountain’s opinion of you.

Bennett Foddy

I Am Bread

Bossa Studios, 2015. Become toast. Physics will object.

Bossa Studios

Baby Steps

Gabe Cuzzillo, Maxi Boch, Bennett Foddy. Devolver. Walking, one foot at a time.

Gabe Cuzzillo, Maxi Boch, Bennett Foddy · 23 Sep 2025

Also in the stacks, not the floor: Chaff by vaaraniemi, a small wheat-vs-chaff itch download. Unrelated to SaturaDev’s post.